Theme song: wyx's Music
It’s a warm summer day, and the sun is cresting over the trees westward where the road stretches towards. On the opposite direction to the east, the road turns into a fork, one going northeastern and another headed south. The area, while sitting in the middle of a heavy forest, is pleasingly sparse with vegetation, sitting in a small clearing that seems perfect for a meeting spot for travelers.
Chomps the giant turtle yawns lazily, his head movement not disturbing the miniature house on his back. Suddenly, a small kobold appears in front of his head wielding a large toothbrush, and before he can react, the kobold manages to start brushing the turtle’s teeth.
“Chomps, don’t chomp!” wyx demands cheerily, and Instead of snapping shut like you’d expect, the turtle eyeballs wyx with a hint of love in his eyes.
Any traveller down the road would clearly see a table beside Chomps is laid out with several bags and many bottles. A small but sturdy-looking ramp sits behind the table, its path leading up into the small shack on the turtle’s back. The table and ramp look comfortable in shade thanks to the canvas flap overhang that juts magically out from the house, held up by seemingly nothing.
It’s obvious by the burlap sacks and boxes visible inside the house that this kobold is loaded!!!
A small banner hanging off the table marks what this scene is. It reads, “wyx’s shop!” in softly glowing red letters. Anyone who looks at it too long will be subjected to a mind-affecting illusion that reads differently based on how much they’ve seen it. Advertisements for various magic items will be visualized in the viewer’s head as long as they’re interested in purchasing anything from the magical curiosities shop; otherwise it leaves the viewer completely unaffected.
It’s apparent to any viewer: all sorts of magical items are sold here!